Bringing honesty and directness to the Oval Office... From a mini-news conference at the G-8 soiree:
Q Thank you, Mr. President. You do have now the personal gun of Saddam Hussein. Are you willing to give it to President al-Yawar as a symbolic gift, or are you keeping it? (Laughter.)
"THE PRESIDENT: What she's referring to is a -- members of a Delta team came to see me in the Oval Office and brought with me -- these were the people that found Saddam Hussein, the dictator of Iraq, hiding in a hole. And, by the way, let me remind everybody about Saddam Hussein, just in case we all forget. There were mass graves under his leadership. There were torture chambers. Saddam Hussein -- if you -- we had seven people come to my office. Perhaps the foreign press didn't see this story. Seven people came to my -- they had their hands cut off because the Iraqi currency had devalued. And Saddam Hussein needed somebody to blame, so he blamed small merchants. And their hands were chopped off, their right hand.
"Fortunately, a documentary film maker went to Baghdad and filmed the -- filmed these seven men. And their story was picked up around the nation, particularly in Houston, Texas, where a person named Marvin Zindler, who runs a foundation, took great sympathy and flew them over and had new hands put on. The latest prosthesis were put on their hand -- were put on their arms. And their hands worked. I remember the guy signing 'God Bless America' with his new hand in the Oval Office.
"So this is the person. So needless to say, our people were thrilled to have captured him. And in his lap was several weapons. One of them was a pistol. And they brought it to me. It's now the property of the U.S. government. And I am -- I am -- it -- I'm grateful for their bravery. I'm also grateful that that part of the mission was accomplished, for the good of the Iraqi people."
"I'm glad you asked me that. Now let me answer your yes or no question with a completely unrelated anecdote designed to remind everyone what a bad guy Saddam was..."
"Just in case we all forget?" Luckily, we're not all complete idiots likely to forget what isn't written down for us, Mr President. And as long as your staff is doing a bang-up job making sure you don't forget, I'm sure you'll keep reminding the rest of us.
I can't wait til the debates when he answers a economy question from Kerry with a long rambling tale of Saddam's rape rooms.
Posted by: Mr Furious | June 21, 2004 at 09:22 AM